Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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