he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
cat food counts as protein by the way
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
