ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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