the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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