420 ftw
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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