Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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