Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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