Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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