She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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