if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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