shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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