Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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