Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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