windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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