So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
