We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
please don't ironically join a cult
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