Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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