I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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