I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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