i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
What drink are we having for lunch?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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