If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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