It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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