you turned your livingroom into a bong?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Is it penis luge time yet?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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