just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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