Its about making memories worth repressing
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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