I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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