No, drunk sperm still make babies.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I fill condoms, not promises.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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