Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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