I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Everything about him screamed your future.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
