how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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