Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
