i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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