Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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