IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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