When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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