the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
did i just pee glitter
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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