yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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