I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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