Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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