He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He kissed a someone with a penis
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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