About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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