dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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