I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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