wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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