Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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