It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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