Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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