I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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