Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
worst night to have a conscience
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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