Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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