I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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