A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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