Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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